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20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one idiot is now holding his mobile in his hand.
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Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
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For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"
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HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, bcoz the smell is unbearable!!!
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
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The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
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You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.
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5 great people: 1.Quaid woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram woh kisi kaam ka nahi 3.Aishwarya Rai apni pohanch say bahir 4.baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch.
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Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN.
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.....the Heart Beat of my Phone .....is ur Message Tone.
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VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....
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n Ss!W ! n Ss!w ! n Ss!W ! n SS!W ! n sS!W ! n SS!W ! n sS!W ! n sS!W ! GOT CONFUSED? Be SMART............ Janab Mobile ulta karke dekhen -
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Hi keep messaging me & win xciting prizes... 1st prize-lots of LOVE 2nd prize-life time FRINDSHIP 3rd prize-free stay in my HEART.
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Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai.
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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.look around u, how many peoples are watching u. (mobilesmedia.com)
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
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If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...
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Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOV U.
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!
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u r a donkey d 4 decent o 4 outclass n 4 nice k 4 kind e 4 excelent y 4 young.
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My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
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When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!
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Think Big... Think Positive... Think Smart... Think Beautiful... Think Great... I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut... JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
I wanted 2 kill the SWEETEST SMARTEST &; the most beautiful person on earth, but then I thought.......... SUICIDE is a CRIME....
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One man read a board 'likhane wala briliant, padhane wala idiot.." Man becomes engry, he rub board and writes, "padhane wala briliant, likhnewala idiot...."
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Life is like MATHS: friend ko plus + karo, Dushman ko Minus - karo, Khushiyon ko Multiply X karo, Gam ko Divide / karo, aur life ENJOY karo.
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Itni chhoti nahin dosti apni, Kaise soch liya k kinaara aa gaya. Lo ho gayi mobile mein roshni, Aur SMS hamaara aa gaya....
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Remember 2 remember me! 4get 2 4get me! Evn if u try 2 remember 2 4get me I wil nevr 4get 2 remember 2 remind u 2 remember me! Believe me...!
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I would like 2 officially announce that I am already accepting friendshipday gifts in cash, cheques, chocolates, luv & SMS. Send Now! Thank U!
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I saw something in a shops window - it was stunning hot, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed to buy it for u. But then I realised it was my reflection.
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NOBODY like U, NOBODY cares for U, NOBODY misses U, NOBODY wants to see U good, NOBODY is Ur best friend, NOBODY is happy with U...Dont cry!!! My name is NOBODY. (mobilesmedia.com)
Dil 20 13 80 20 TERAY (Read it in PUNJABI).
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I Like U Utna, U LiKE Me Jitna, I Miss You Tabtaq, U Miss Me Jabtaq, U Love Me Janay KabTak, But I Love U Martey Dumtak.
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I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because God said "Love Animals" !
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Someday u may Lose Ur Hair, Ur Teeth, & ur mind,But 1 thing u can't loose is ur good looks,coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
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Love is like war...****Easy to start...****Difficult to end...****Impossible to forget.
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May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
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who is friend? F-First R-Relative I-In E-Every N-New D-Difficulty!!!
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7 rules to be happy... 1>never hate 2>dont't worry 3>live simple 4>expect a little 5>give a lot 6>always smile 7>have a friend like me.....
so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see...how Sweetly I LIE.
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I saw U on road,U Were Looking so fi9,Ur Face So Divine,Ur Walk So Perfect,I Started to Sing a Sweet Song,WHO LET THE DOGS OUT???
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I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z
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Some times I think y I like u?Sometime i think y I miss u? Some times I think y I love u? Than I feel that I really like Cartoons.
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My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental 10% senti and 90% mental.
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I wish I was a tear drop , born in your eyes , Live on your cheeks and die on your lips.
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U r my sweet SONA,I dont want u to KHONA,I want a place in your Heart's KONA,Otherwis I will start RONA,Ek SMS to KERONA.
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Sweet Candies r nice to eat,Sweet words are nice to say, Sweet People hard to find,OH GOD how did u find me???
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily
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Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha! Dekho gussa mat karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.
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Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girl friend.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.
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A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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A friend is one who knows u, but loves u anyway.(mobilesmedia.com)
If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.
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Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.
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What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
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If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
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Attention plz. This is All Pakistan Anti -Sleep Association Mid Night Service. Our Aim is 2 Disturb the Sleep of Others. Thank You.!
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Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal sohne sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.
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Q: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus? A: A Moti-vaiting.
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If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
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You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult?..Be smile.
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Umm...your .... ZIP is open...
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Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.
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Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!
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I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.
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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up.
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Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years?
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.
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My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.
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Keep the school clean ... stay home!
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The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO.
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The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist.
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Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
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No one ever died because of hard labour, but I think :"why would I take the risk?"
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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.(mobilesmedia.com)
God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’!
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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
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I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
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In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU IDIOT!!
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A survey report:(One out of four people is a chinese.) If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
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What she want, I do not want ... What I want, she does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
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Why were males created before females? Coz you always need a rough draft before the final copy.(mobilesmedia.com)
Wen things go rong, wen tears flow 4rm ur eyes, wen sadness fills ur heart, plz inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues BUY ONE GET ONE FREE.
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Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss u.
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I want U 2 know dat our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry I cry, U Lauf I Lauf, U Jump out of da window... I look down & den.. I lauf again.
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Wht's d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open.
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Eyes:To look at you.. Hands:To pray for you.. Mind:To care for u.. Heart:To love you and Legs:To kick u...................... if u forget me.
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Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette might be their last.
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Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, then it was a rubbish bag after all!.
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Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
